Thursday, March 8, 2012

News Of The Weird

It's good to see that Pat Robertson has endorsed the legalisation of marijuana. Who knew? Yes, a very old, warn out dog can indeed learn a new trick.
"I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol..."
"The whole thing is crazy. We've said, 'Well, we're conservatives, we're tough on crime.' That's baloney."
My low opinion of him just got a little less lower.
Conservatism means 'less use of' in regards to government. He finally gets it, or part of it, anyway.
Christian advocacy group Focus on the Family opposes legalization for medical for recreational use, Carrie Gordon Earll, the organization's senior director of government and public policy, said in a statement.
Because nothing says 'Christian Love' like denying medicine to chemo patients, right? It's in their Bible. It's not in mine. Maybe we need a an Official Bible to sort this stuff out.

In other news, Israel wants the USA to send them 'bunker buster' bombs to attack Iran with. For a supposedly 'independent' state, they don't flinch when it comes to taking handouts, do they? If they attack Iran, it will be the same as if we did it for them, since we supplied the means, and probably free of charge to boot.
Beggars gonna beg, I guess.
Be ready for this... these guys are gonna open up a world of hurt for us that we will regret if we don't check them.

I don't know what is so wrong about a lottery winner getting food stamps when we have 30-year old, 1%er lawyers expecting the government to to support their sex lives.
I'd say eating is far more important to women's health than fucking.
But I'm a man.
What do I know?

Did you hear about the wild turkey that is terrorizing an old lady?
What's this world coming to? Now even the turkey's have attitudes.
Personally, I prefer my Wild Turkeys in 750ml bottles, but setting them into a roasting pan works, too.

Ya know what's even weirder? California's presidential primary might actually mean something. For the first time in my life, my vote, should I choose to use it, might matter.
It's a little much for a California conservative's mind to comprehend at this point.
I have yet to register. Maybe I will.

Finally, after weeks of delay, I'm going rabbit hunting in the morning. Gonna stuff that damn Puddy cat in the shed this time. With any luck I'll get some for myself.
Will keep you posted.

One more thing: Close your eyes. Totally SFW
If this don't bring you to tears then you have no soul. I'm just saying...


my name is Amanda said...

Oh for eff's sake.

Brian said...

Prohibition is now officially crazier than Pat Robertson.

Mr. D said...

This post is a cavalcade of pure Gino. Bravo!

Bike Bubba said...

Now if Robertson is endorsing this, does it mean it's wrong? : ^)

Gino said...

that is a good question bubba. i even had to pause and rethink my position, just to make sure.
luckily, i had Dobson's people to steer me back on the proper path.