Monday, December 30, 2013

Now, this is an Asshole Cop. And he got off too easily, like most cops do.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Really?

I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate having another dude rummaging through my toolbox.

Let the punchlines fly...

Sunday, October 13, 2013

What To Do?

If I post it, will they come?

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Because Only We Can Fuck Up The Simple Shit.

OK, so it's looking like navy ships and airstrikes against the regime in Syria... but we ain't takin sides, OK? Let's make that clear.

This is NOT what I called for.

What I called for was a simple administration of extra-judicial justice.

If we could locate Ali Mohamed Maliki Shabazz al-Jihad sitting in a cafe, in a land that nobody can find on a map, and drone his ass without warning, we can easily do this Assad guy who has a much higher profile.

We don't need a drone. Single tap to the back of the skull with a .22. It worked on Kennedy's. It will work on Assads, too.

This will not end well.
They should have listened to me.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Syria

Clear evidence shows that the govt of Syria has used poison gas as a weapon against civilians. In a situation like this, I whole-heartedly endorse the United States taking action to lead a coalition to punish that  Assad guy.
He must hang.

It doesnt mean we need to send troops to engage in the fighting, but I would like to entertain the idea of sending Special Forces under cover to carry out an assassination or kidnapping of sorts...

Or, just maybe... we could locate and drone the mother fucker or something.... and then walk away, making our point that some shit is just too 'over the top' for civilized people to accept.

Assad acts as he does because he feels that he is untouchable. He's got the Russians backing him up, and nobody really wants to take on the Russians, do they?

No Problem... Drone his murderous ass, and let the Russians deal with that.
They will not, because they can not.

It will send a message to all the other crack pot dictators: Cross the line, and you may die... and there is nothing your (equally murderous) Russian buddies can do about it.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

This HAD To Hurt

Another case of the stories writing themselves.
Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork from inside a man’s penis, after a sexual adventure went horribly wrong.

The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.

He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to pleasure himself.

Unfortunately the attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain. Despite this, it took him 12 hours to pluck up the courage to seek medical help.
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Monday, August 19, 2013

Character

"It's how you treat those who can do nothing for you."

I saw this somewhere, a long time, decades ago... I really need to stop that.