Wednesday, March 17, 2010

If It Ain't In Rockford...

I spent a whole day in Rockford, MN last year as the esteemed guest of King David and the Royal Family.
A nice, quaint little town surrounded by farmland. It struck me as the kind of place where most folks might already know your business without you having to explain.

There ain't much there, but what you need isn't that far away. I can see myself living there and being quite content with it's content.

Apparently, though, it's just a little too small for some.

10 comments:

RW said...

I can't believe, after all this time and stuff, that people are actually going to craigslist for sex.

I gotta tell ya, there's an AWFUL lotta keyboards out there I'm pretty suspect about the hygienic conditions of...

Night Writer said...

What happens in Rockford, stays in Rockford. The problem was, this guy went to that strait-laced burg, Chicago, and of course you're going to stand out. They don't put up with such nonsense there.

tully said...
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tully said...

I'm sorry, I can't comment on this except to say that I find it horrifying that women have so much to fear from men, and that I have to be a man. It would be nice, perhaps, to be able to laugh this off because it's such an over-the-top extravagance of iniquity, but I'm afraid it hits too close to home as I discover, growing up, that I am a man.

tully said...

That's what she said!

Gino said...

good bye, she-bot.

kingdavid said...

I guess I should have notified authorities when I saw his ad posted on the bulletin board up at Tractor Supply.

NW said...

I guess I should have notified authorities when I saw his ad posted on the bulletin board up at Tractor Supply.

But then the new Massey-Ferguson line caught your eye and you forgot about everything else.

K-Rod said...

Tully said it is "horrifying" that he has "to be a man."

Good luck, tully, dealing with your issues.

K-Rod said...

hey tully, you'd never catch Daniel Boone or Davy Crockett sayin something like that. ;^)