Sunday, March 21, 2010

Cheer Up

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land…… I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called the suicide hotline.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck........

8 comments:

tully said...

You might have just written this, but I guarantee you my dad's gonna send this in an e-mail to me tomorrow, having received it from one of his uber-conservative friends.

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Gino said...

i got the email,too.

tully said...

Maybe I'm just a plagiarism-wary college student, but shouldn't you use quotation marks?

Bleh!

Gino said...

my readers are already aware that that i'm not this witty with my writings.

tully said...

Not THIS reader! (:

Brian said...

And here I was about to compliment you on the best suicide bombing joke I've heard in a while.

K-Rod said...

Nail meet hammer!

You should cross post on G.O.M.