Tuesday, August 20, 2013

This HAD To Hurt

Another case of the stories writing themselves.
Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork from inside a man’s penis, after a sexual adventure went horribly wrong.

The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.

He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to pleasure himself.

Unfortunately the attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain. Despite this, it took him 12 hours to pluck up the courage to seek medical help.
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4 comments:

R.A. Crankbait said...

At 70 years old he might be a little hard of hearing and thought someone told him to "Go fork yourself, mate."

Gino said...

well, they do kinda talk funny down under.

Brian said...

One imagines that you'd have to work up to fork.

Gino said...

true story: the wife's first hubby was an ER/trauma surgeon. he once had to remove a lightbulb from a rectum.