Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Because Only We Can Fuck Up The Simple Shit.

OK, so it's looking like navy ships and airstrikes against the regime in Syria... but we ain't takin sides, OK? Let's make that clear.

This is NOT what I called for.

What I called for was a simple administration of extra-judicial justice.

If we could locate Ali Mohamed Maliki Shabazz al-Jihad sitting in a cafe, in a land that nobody can find on a map, and drone his ass without warning, we can easily do this Assad guy who has a much higher profile.

We don't need a drone. Single tap to the back of the skull with a .22. It worked on Kennedy's. It will work on Assads, too.

This will not end well.
They should have listened to me.

4 comments:

Mr. D said...

Unfortunate.

Gino said...

Sirhan Fucking Sirhan.
a lone arab with an ax to grind can do this shit and do it proper.

what the hell are we paying a CIA for?
thats what i wanna know.




Bike Bubba said...

Technically, wasn't it 30.06 from the schoolbook repository, not .22?

My thought here is the same as I had back in 2003 when we invaded Iraq. How do we win?

Gino said...

the repository: that was Lee Harvey to JFK, and he used a Carcano, chambered for 8mm Mauser (i think).

8 Mauser, btw, just happens to be my 'honey' round. the sound of its bolt sliding can perk up my ears from 30 feet away. (i know this from gun shows. i can hear that one, and come walking over... its like a siren's song)

Sirhan used a .22 revolver.