Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Fix Was In

Some things I will never understand.
Like, for instance, how the hell this homely ass women was able to convince so many tube watchers of her hotness?

Looking absolutely stunning in a simple black mini-dress and shorter locks, Jennifer Aniston is crowned with the Decade of Hotness award, one of the night's highest honors,...
Are you fucking kidding me? And when does she ever not wear a black dress accompanied with flat, blown out tresses?

during Spike TV's 5th Annual "Guys Choice Awards" ...
'Guys Choice? Hmm... I don't remember being asked what my choice was. How about it, guy readers? Did you get your ballot in the mail, or was it a phone interview?
I know, I know... "Eye of the beholder" and all that, but still... I do know my vote didn't go to to the same woman who lost her husband's eye to the tattoo'd freak show known as Angelina.

A rigged vote if you ask me. Spike TV, who's target audience comprises of males tween 15 and 25, just happens to see uber-hotness in a minimally talented 42yr old spinster? Yeah, right...

(Link to the story)

12 comments:

my name is Amanda said...

Haha!

But it's supposed to be a whole decade of hotness, right? So, giving it to a 25-year old would be kind of gross, because a decade ago she was 15.

N. Portman would be the right age, though, I suppose. ;) She's about to be 30. Har, maybe she's too pregnant right now to receive awards for hotness.

I actually think Angelina Jolie is gorgeous. IMO, she defies the rules sexual orientation! Plenty of ladies would love to be with her; that is how hot she is.

my name is Amanda said...

whoops! I meant to say "plenty of STRAIGHT ladies."

Gino said...

wouldnt that make them non-straight ladies?

sorry, but angelina looks like a cartoon caricature of what some like in a women. i'll have to disagree.

Mrs. D said...

Fearless Maria says that she didn't know that you critiqued fashion too :)

Gino said...

(oops. please, tell Fearless Maria to excuse my profanity. i'll try to do better.:( )

not fashion, just 'hotness'.

Brian said...

Yeah, I don't get it, either. I think she's just sort of generically appealing...not too tall or short, too thin or too voluptuous, no exaggerated features. Like what you might get if you got 1000 guys to vote on what they like and averaged their responses.

I think for most of us, what gets our attention is what makes someone stand out. Big eyes, plump lips, crazy hair, long legs, wide hips, a great voice, being well-read, knowing how to use a blowtorch...whatever...but what works for you might not work for me, and vice-versa.

But seriously...you're way out of line on Angelina. She's stunning.

Mr. D said...

Just a guess -- she won because she was the only woman willing to show up in person to accept the award?

Anonymous said...

Gino, you need to stop holding back and start expressing how you really feel. You'll get an ulcer.

KD

Gino said...

Brian: you just like the tats.

Bike Bubba said...

Hey, those poor guys can't have Mrs. Bubba, Mrs. D, "The Blonde", or whoever, so can you really blame them for taking notice of the ladies that the Grumpy Old Men rightly rejected?

OK, given that there are attractive women out there, yes, I will blame them for a total lack of understanding of what a woman should look like.

Brian said...

Not *just*...

Jade said...

I'll throw in a vote for Angelina in Tomb Raider... not a giant fan of her uber-skinny photos that have been circulating lately though.