Monday, January 25, 2010

Hmmm

Amid the mass of aid agencies piling in to help Haiti quake victims is a batch of Church of Scientology "volunteer ministers", claiming to use the power of touch to reconnect nervous systems.
"We're trained as volunteer ministers, we use a process called 'assist' to follow the nervous system to reconnect the main points, to bring back communication," she said.



I wonder what they can do for a paralyzed larynx?

4 comments:

RW said...

I'm sure they'll let you cough up a hundred thou to let you find out.

Gino said...

maybe if i dress like a haitan i'll get a deal.

Brian said...

Is it too soon to make a voodoo joke?

Gino said...

now brian, i been counting on you and your research to develope a cure for me.
whats takin?