Monday, January 12, 2009

Happy Days Are Here Again

The earth is now on the brink of entering another Ice Age, according to a large and compelling body of evidence from within the field of climate science.

Now we can put all that Global Warming bullshit behind us and keep on driving our SUV's, using our A/C in the summertime and enjoying the nice, bright light of incandescent bulbs again.

Personally, I hope it gets here quick. I've already planned a snuffleupagus hunt. Who wants to join me?

6 comments:

Jade said...

This reminds me of a couple weeks ago, standing around in the street with the neighbors watching the kids sled, and my neighbor out of nowhere says...
"So... how about that global warming, hu?"

I'll bring the coffee and hot chocolate. :)

Gino said...

you can bring that grill you put toegther last year,too.
we'll need the extra cooking surface.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a line in Fargo. A sheriff is interviewing some guy, and they're both in parkas and it looks like it's about 30 below already:

Mr. Mohra: Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.

Officer Olson: Yah, got a front movin' in.

Mr. Mohra: Ya got that right.

Ya, one day that fronts gonna move in and it ain't goin away, you betcha.

whall said...

We're getting ready, purchasing supplies, etc. that makes me think that all those politicians actually know there's no global warming; they just don't want there to be a run on the guns, ammo and canned food before they can get theirs.

Mr. D said...

Personally, I hope it gets here quick.

Come to Minnesota, dude. It's already here. Current temperature is about -13.

Jade said...

Wooly Mammoth ala caja china? That sounds tasty.

You should learn how to smoke red meat to preserve it too... we don't want any of that meat to go to waste.