Saturday, May 26, 2012

Drunken Bully Cows

Police say a roving group of cows crashed a small gathering in a Massachusetts town and bullied the guests for their beer.
 Riter says the herd high-tailed it for the backyard and then he heard screaming. He says when he ran back there he saw the cows had chased off some young adults and were drinking their beers.
Cows. Can't trust them. Give them a beer and they'll take the whole case.


John said...

MA is pretty stringent in its laws, I hope the home owner carded them cows or he is in a lot of trouble with the MA Alcohol Control Board.
I wonder what the legal age is in cow years?

Gino said...

as i've heard: everything is illegal in MA. i'm sure there will be an investigation.

Mr. D said...

They were playing this song when the cops arrived.