Thursday, May 17, 2012

Trust Me

Apologizing for the lack of activity here. This move is still even bigger than I expected it to be.
Cramming two homes into half of a home is still a big fat bitch.
Trust me on this.

I don't know about you, but any cop intentionlly who pulls me over for doing nothing wrong is going to receive a big stinking piece of my mind.
Trust me on this.

This spring marks the the saddest advancement in medical history.
I love boobs. Big boobs, little boobs, all boobs. (Granted there are those sets I appreciate more than others.) All I ask is that the boobs I'm expected to appreciate be real.
Now listen up gals: Fake boobs are not boobs. They are fake boobs. They will make you look bigger, but not better.
Never get fake boobs, OK? Just don't.
Trust me on this.

I fully endorse this latest diet fad.
It works even better when the 'food' tastes like shit the first time, and even worse than that when you taste it again while vomiting.
You won't want your appetite after the first day or two.
Trust me on this.

Senators to Unveil the ‘Ex-Patriot Act’ to Respond to Facebook’s Saverin’s Tax ‘Scheme’. Yup! These are the same people who saw-no-evil over the Marc Rich pardon, and later installed his deal broker as Attorney General.
It's all bullshit, folks.
Trust me on this.

Proof that cats are more badass than dogs.
H/T: The Lumberjack
Trust me on this, too.

2 comments:

Foxfier said...

Isn't pulling someone over for not violating any laws illegal?!

I swear... I see the point of having people buckle up (duh) but the enforcement keeps shoving me into the "F this, ditch the law" category. It's a good idea not to light your hair on fire, doesn't mean I want it to be illegal and for there to be checkpoints.

Palm boy said...

$1 for a pull over is not even minimum wage for 20 minutes of work it takes. The unions should be all over this up there.