Wednesday, January 25, 2012

From The Catalogue

Today we have dozens of instruction manuals, television shows and movies showing us how to actually survive a zombie apocalypse. Thus, the only thing missing is the right equipment, until now.

The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47 is a weapon specially customized to battle zombie hordes by attaching a battery-charged chainsaw to the end of the barrel, as well as a EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight which puts a biohazard symbol on your target instead of the classic red dot. DoubleStar hasn't announced when or if this will go on sale, but its less fancy DSC Zombie Slayer predecessor sells for $1,249.99, so the Zombie-X is likely to be a bit pricier.

Like we learned in Boy Scouts: Be Prepared

This can have multiple uses besides zombie fighting. Take it elk hunting and that chain saw can make quick work of quartering the carcass for packing out. Or dismembering that tattooed punk with the face piercings (who was fool enough to call on your daughter) before you plant him in 'the back forty'.

I will be adding this to catalogue of "Cool Shit You Just Gotta Have."


Jade said...

Just remember rule#4 - doubletap

Mr. D said...

This post is full of WIN.