Have Nigerian Princes Crossed The Atlantic?

The caller I.D. says 'Jamaica.'
Who could be calling me from Jamaica?

"HELLO, MR. R-!" (His voice is loud, and that funny English, Jamaican sounding...)

What do you want?

"IS THIS MR. R-?"

What do you want???

"DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A WINNER OF TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS?"

No.

"YOU WON TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS!"

Get real.

"IT WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME THIS AFTERNOON."

Uh huh, you gonna drive it from Jamaica?

"FROM CALIFORNIA"

You are in Jamaica, yes?

"THE MONEY IS IN CALIFORNIA"

California's a big place...

"LOS ANGELES"

I don't live in Los Angeles.

"WE WILL BRING IT TO YOUR HOME THIS AFTERNOON"

Dude, I'm done with you. Go fuck with somebody else.