Saturday, December 11, 2010

You Might Be An Ivy Leaguer If...

A popular Columbia professor was charged Thursday with incest - accused of a sick sex relationship with a female relative, prosecutors said.

Political science Prof. David Epstein, 46, bedded the young woman over a three-year period ending last year, according to court papers.



Epstein, who specializes in American politics and voting rights, has taught at Harvard and Stanford and often is quoted by news organizations. He also has blogged on The Huffington Post.

More at the LINK

And to think those Northeastern, left-wing elites are always pointing the kin-fuck finger at those backwards Southerners.

9 comments:

Bike Bubba said...

The Columbia University faculty court just ruled that after a man breaks up with his girlfriend, they are still father and daughter!

Ewe!

(but that's another joke at the expense of Ivy League professors.....gonna hafta rework ALL my hillbilly jokes!)

Night Writer said...

If you go to family reunions to meet women...you might be an Ivy League perfessor

("perfessor" is a technical term representing a cross between a pervert and a professor).

If your family tree doesn't branch...you might be an Ivy League perfessor.

Brian said...

Who sang the song, "You Can't Call it Cheatin', She Reminds Me of You"? I guess this is sort of an extreme example of that...

Anyway...icky? Yes. Felonious? I have a hard time with that. Consenting adults, etc., etc.

But I do support making fun of the guy mercilessly...

W.B. Picklesworth said...

I'm all for the felony. This is a crime against humanity.

Gino said...

brain: yeah. consenting adults and all that. i hear ya.
i struggle with the 'felony' apsect, as well.

Vanesa Littlecrow W. said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

Gino said...

its 'yeehaw', but with a new england accent.

Bike Bubba said...

"Yeehar!" ? (don't New Englanders add an "r" in weird places?)

I'm looking forward to Foxworthy sounding like he's from Baastin.

(ewe!)

Vanesa Littlecrow W. said...

Noted: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!