Friday, November 5, 2010

Pig Out

Party's on, pig lovers! In the age of Islamic terror and Islamophobia, what's a better way to show your solidarity as lovers of American freedom than the unabashed consumption of pork?

"What brings this?", you may be asking...

Well, in case you haven't heard, the McRib is back after a two year hiatus. I missed McRib the last time around, so I'm making sure I get my fill this time around.

Why?
Because McRib is more than just a sandwich.
McRib is also: 490 calories, 25 grams of fat, 75 mgs of cholesterol, and 1040 mb of salt, all processed into a tender pork patty, submerged in a tangy bbq sauce, and gently placed in a warm, soft sesame seed roll with fresh onion and pickles.
And it tastes oh, soo goood!

If you don't eat a McRib, the terrorists win.

I'll be getting another one, maybe two, tonight.

10 comments:

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

...
You HAD to post this on a Friday, didn't you?

RW said...

Pig - proof God loves non-Muslims. But never at McDonald's. One sandwich probably equals the coagulated "meat" of forty hogs. Give me a real butcher po'k chop any day.

Vanesa Littlecrow W. said...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Fakey, but good.

Gino said...

foxy: you can have one on saturday,though.

RW: 40 hogs, maybe more, but diversity is the strength of this nation.

Vas:i just see it as sausage in a different shape.

Foxfier, formerly Sailorette said...

I have poor impulse control, though. >.<

Mmm....Sausage....

Palm boy said...

Wait, you liked this crap?

kr said...

number of probable chemicals + state of hog farming that achieves McCheap food = this doesn't even register as a potential food source to me

but then, I finally gave up Best Foods (Hellman's) mayonnaise for more expensive, not as tasty organic mayonnaise ... so I'm probably an outlier on this one ;).

(The one conventional-food stronghold in my life? Coca Cola. I only drink it about once a month--but the organic colas Just Can't Compare (although they are better than Pepsi : P ;) ). Recently tried "Iron Beer," an old Cuban cola--that stuff is pretty tasty, too, although also not organic, sigh.)

Brian said...

Yeah, if I want to eat a meat of indeterminate anatomical origin, I'm definitely having sausage...

Gino said...

it IS sausage of a different shape.

get a grip, y'all...

and fight the terrorists.
eat McRib.

Bike Bubba said...

Can't do it. My late mother got my kids hooked on real food, which means they don't do "Chez Mac" without a fuss...

....but I had bacon for breakfast. Does that count?