Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land…… I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called the suicide hotline.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck........
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8 comments:
You might have just written this, but I guarantee you my dad's gonna send this in an e-mail to me tomorrow, having received it from one of his uber-conservative friends.
i got the email,too.
Maybe I'm just a plagiarism-wary college student, but shouldn't you use quotation marks?
Bleh!
my readers are already aware that that i'm not this witty with my writings.
Not THIS reader! (:
And here I was about to compliment you on the best suicide bombing joke I've heard in a while.
Nail meet hammer!
You should cross post on G.O.M.
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